Friday, December 9, 2016

Trump and the Progressive Pyramid


It was well noted during the campaign that people who considered themselves true conservatives were leery of Donald Trump, suspecting that he was more like a progressive Democrat than an ideological conservative. His pre-administration, however, is starting to shape up in ways that conservatives scarcely dared hope.

The Progressive agenda is slow and steady. It is not made of Bolshevik Revolutions or Cuban Revolutions, as much as the agenda thereof was admired on the farthest left. It is more to be compared with the construction of the pyramids in Egypt. Slow at times, very gradual, but steadily moving toward completion. It is a long-term agenda.

It has progressed under all the administrations and congresses of the past 100+ years. At times, construction of the Progressive pyramid moved forward at a rapid pace; the FDR years, the LBJ years and the Obama years are examples. At times, construction slowed to a crawl, with only a few layers or even a few stones put in place, but construction continued.

People ran for office professing ideals of stopping the project, and some even spoke of demolition. While there were some remodels and refits during the Reagan years, the pyramid was no smaller in 1988 than in 1980. Under George Bush 43, it was business as usual. Bill Clinton was enthusiastic about the project, albeit with some paint jobs. Under G.W. Bush, it was business as usual plus a war. He was a grave disappointment to conservatives who had supported him, for he had both houses of Congress in his party for his first two years, and could have done much to roll back the progressive agenda, and instead added to the pyramid without removing a single stone, (though maybe a handful of sand.)

Obama, of course, has been Pharaoh’s master builder.

Now enter Donald Trump.
Conservatives were very skeptical of his promises to make real change, partly because of his past, and partly because of all the promises that had been made before which resulted in nothing to shrink the role of government, to stop construction of the great pyramid, much less to knock off any bricks. But Trump’s appointments spell out a strongly conservative agenda. He is not showing up at the pyramid with stonecutters, masons and construction equipment. He is showing up, so far, with demolition experts, wrecking balls, bulldozers and dumptrucks. He is appointing people to head abusive agencies who are arch-critics of those agencies. He is appointing people to head agencies hated by conservatives with conservatives who hate those agencies. Some of his appointments are the functional equivalent of appointing General George Patton as the commander of the German Wehrmacht, or putting Nelson Mandela in charge of apartheid. Will Trump appoint Wayne La Pierre as head of the BATFE?

The pyramid builders are nervous, and with good reason. For the first time in 100 years, someone is showing up to their beloved pyramid, so carefully built over the decades, not with mortar but with dynamite.

Monday, October 10, 2016

Trump and the Tragic Truth

With all the hubbub over Donald Trump's disgusting comments from whenever that was, I think it unfortunate that we are largely overlooking the elephant (perhaps the pig?) in the room. That is not that his comments were crude and inappropriate. That is given.
It is that much of what he said is true. Despite all our progress as a society, it remains that rich and powerful men believe that they can get away with whatever they want to with women, and with many women, they are absolutely correct. The difference between many corporate chiefs, Hollywood moguls and politically powerful men in the west, and Saddam Hussein and his sons, is that Saddam and his animal boys used force.
Look at JFK, credibly reported to have raped interns in the White House. Look at Mao Tse-Tung, who felt that giving young women his syphilis was a badge of honor. Look at Bill Cosby, whose victims took years to come forward. And of course, Bill Clinton. Look at the casting couch, the corporate office, the women offered as favors to business travelers as if they were drinks or hors d'oeuvres or Disneyland tickets.
It is not just Democrats, not just Republicans, not just Americans or Englishmen or Japanese or whoever, but rich and powerful men in every culture who believe that their wealth and position places them above the norms of decent society and above any accountability, and they are too often correct. It is that they believe that women are toys for their pleasure instead of their sisters, their daughters, their equals.
And, equally tragic, women are still too often taught (by culture and experience) that they dare not challenge the rich and powerful. Many are also taught, again by culture and experience, that they can use their sexuality to get what they want from the rich and powerful. They can get that chance at stardom, that coveted position, that Mercedes. The only price: their self-respect.
Until and unless men of every age and social stratum understand that they are not above the law, until women of every age are given voice when they report improper conduct (instead of being stifled and demonized) and until men and women of all ages recognize that women are not Kleenex, to be used and thrown away, and that they are not for sale at any price, we will be condemned to continue hearing such crude locker-room talk as Trump engaged in, and we will be worse condemned to admit that he spoke the harsh, disgusting truth.

Saturday, September 17, 2016

My Interview With Politicians

I recently had the chance to interview spokespeople from the two major political parties, GOP senator Ronnie Rep and Democratic congresswoman Debbie Dem, each considered leaders in their respective parties.

Here is the full transcript of my interview.

SRP: Thank you both for coming today. I would like to start with what I think is the most important question facing the nation today.

Debbie, What can be done to curb profligate government spending, which is causing deficits that threaten to bankrupt the nation and leave our children and grandchildren heavily indebted to foreign interests?

DD: Thank you for that question. I think we definitely need to look into the relations between the police and minority communities.

RR: She is anti-police.

DD: But that black man the other day was unarmed!

RR: No he wasn’t, the video showed he had a gun.

SRP: Thank you. But returning to my question, Ronnie, What can be done to curb profligate government spending, which is causing deficits that threaten to bankrupt the nation and leave our children and grandchildren heavily indebted to foreign interests?

RR: Well, for one thing, we need to secure the border.

DD: He is a racist. He hates Mexicans, who are only coming here to work.

RR: She just wants to extend health care to illegals.

SRP: Thank you. But returning to my question, Debbie, What can be done to curb profligate government spending, which is causing deficits that threaten to bankrupt the nation and leave our children and grandchildren heavily indebted to foreign interests?

DD: With regard to health care, we have made so much progress in exending health care to the poor and needy . . .

RR: While doubling premiums for the rest of us! Repeal Obamacare!

DD: What needs to be done now is to move toward single-payer health care, so no one is left behind.

RR: Except those who are voted down by the death squads.

SRP: Thank you. But returning to my question, Ronnie, What can be done to curb profligate government spending, which is causing deficits that threaten to bankrupt the nation and leave our children and grandchildren heavily indebted to foreign interests?

RR: She wants to take away your guns.

DD: No I don’t, I just want to register all the ones that are out there and make it impossible for people to get more. Isn’t there enough killing already with the ones we have?

RR: Hear your door being kicked down?

SRP: Thank you. But returning to my question, Debbie, What can be done to curb profligate government spending, which is causing deficits that threaten to bankrupt the nation and leave our children and grandchildren heavily indebted to foreign interests?

DD: We certainly need to protect a woman’s right to make her own reproductive choices. He wants to outlaw all abortions, 90% of which are the result of rape or incest.

RR: No I don’t! I just believe that we should have reasonable restrictions.

DD: There goes Roe v. Wade!

SRP: Thank you. But returning to my question, Ronnie, What can be done to curb profligate government spending, which is causing deficits that threaten to bankrupt the nation and leave our children and grandchildren heavily indebted to foreign interests?

RR: You mention foreign interests. As I said, build the wall. If we build it, they will not come.

DD: But we have to accept refugees!

RR: Can we have them at least leave their bombs in Europe before we turn them loose in our cities?

SRP: Thank you. But returning to my question, Debbie, What can be done to curb profligate government spending, which is causing deficits that threaten to bankrupt the nation and leave our children and grandchildren heavily indebted to foreign interests?

DD: I think that our citizens need to be united. Speaking of Citizens United, it has to be overturned. It allows corporations to spend money to favor things I oppose and oppose things I favor.

RR: OK, reverse it, but include the unions.

DD: But unions are noble people, and corporations are made up of greedy, faceless monsters.

SRP: Thank you. But returning to my question, Ronnie, What can be done to curb profligate government spending, which is causing deficits that threaten to bankrupt the nation and leave our children and grandchildren heavily indebted to foreign interests?

RR: People should stand for the national anthem.

DD: They have a right to sit.

RR: Not in the NFL. That is an arm of the military.

SRP: Thank you. But returning to my question, Debbie, What can be done to curb profligate government spending, which is causing deficits that threaten to bankrupt the nation and leave our children and grandchildren heavily indebted to foreign interests?

DD: I think that people should be able to use whichever restroom they feel comfortable in.

RR: Perverts in the girls’ bathroom. No man Jack in the Jills’ john!

DD: But we have to consider the 87% of Americans who are LGBT.

SRP: Thank you. But returning to my question, Ronnie, Debbie, What can be done to curb profligate government spending, which is causing deficits that threaten to bankrupt the nation and leave our children and grandchildren heavily indebted to foreign interests?

RR: Bomb the hell out of them!

DD: Yes, bomb the hell out of them!

SRP: Out of who?

DD and RR in unison: THEM!

RR: You know, the bad guys. America’s enemies.

DD: The rich. They aren’t paying their fair share anyway.

RR: Nothing a few thousand tons of bombs can’t solve.

DD: The children! Won’t someone think about the children?

RR: The flag! Apple pie! She hates apple pie!

DD: He hates Muslims and people of color!

RR: She was not even born in this country!

DD: He is warring on women!

RR: She wants to let ISIS vote in the girls’ restroom!

DD: Bush lied, people died!

RR: Reagan!

DD: JFK!


SRP: I think it is abundantly clear here who the enemy really is.